koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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  1. me: my arm hurts
  2. mom: it's the computer
  3. me: my eyes hurt
  4. mom: it's the computer
  5. me: i have a nosebleed
  6. mom: it's the computer
  7. me: i have a fever
  8. mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
  9. me: im pregnant
  10. mom: it's the computer
  11. me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
  12. mom: the computer pushed you didnt it

australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

“I’ve worked with some amazing actors, and I’ve never seen anyone with more raw talent. There’s a reservoir of emotional power in her that’s sort of stunning. Sometimes I’d say to her, Where did you come from?’ And she’d say, ‘You know, I really don’t know.’” — Gary Ross about Jennifer Lawrence

captainbisexual:

it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my…

“At some point, you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart but not in your life.”
— (via msndobrev)

I have something to tell you,” he says.


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